Ware nawt-sekkund there wuz wun, there nao iz menne!

1) make todo list 2) Attack todo list 3) Done

OMG THAT DOESN'T GO IN UR MOUTH!!!

I don't ALWAYS eat houseplants... But WHEN I DO, it's poisonous mistletoe on Christmas Eve and I make the whole family race me in a panic to the emergency veterinary clinic and spend Christmas there. You're welcome.